Slim Jannie - Afrikaanse Grapie

Jannie is in Gr.1 en sy Engelsjuffrou het probleme met hom.

Jannie meen hy's te slim vir Gr.1 en wil na Gr.3 oorgeplaas word.

Sy suster is in Gr.3 en Jannie reken hy is baie slimmer as sy.

Die juffrou het genoeg gehad en vat hom na die skoolhoof.

Die hoof sê hy gaan Jannie toets.As hy druip,bly hy in Gr.1.



Hoof:"Wat is 3x3?"

Jannie :"9"

Hoof:"Wat is 6x6?'

Jannie :"36"

So gaan dit aan totdat die juffrou die hoof vra of sy nie

maar vir Jannie `n paar vrae in Engels kan vra nie

Juffrou:"What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"

Jannie :"Legs"

Juffrou:"What do you have in you pants that I don't have?"

Jannie :"Pockets"

Juffrou:"What starts with a c and ends with a t, is
hairy,oval,delicious and contains a thin,whitish liquid?"

Die hoof vee die sweet van sy voorkop af

Jannie :"Coconut"

Juffrou:"What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?"

Jannie :"Bubblegum"

Juffrou:"What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting downand a dog does on three legs?"

Jannie :"Shake hands"

Juffrou:"Now I'll ask some 'Who am I sort of questions, okay?"

Jannie :"Yup"

Juffrou:You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you.

Jannie :"A tent"

Juffrou: A finger goes into me.You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first

Die hoof lyk baie gespanne.

Jannie :"wedding ring"

Juffrou: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well I drip. When you blow me you feel good.

Jannie :"Nose"

Juffrou:I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Jannie :"Arrow"

Juffrou: What starts with a F ends with a K that means a lot of excitement?

Jannie :"firetruck

Die hoof sê: Sit die klein bliksem in Gr.5 Ek het die laaste 10 antwoorde verkeerd gehad!!!!!!!

Direct Male line to me from 1677'ish

Follow the line of bold names

If you believe you are related to me please leave a comment

Stamvader: Pieter Willem van Heerden gedoop 10/123/1677 in Heerde, Nederland –oorlede 1763. Moontlik die seun van Willem Hendrix en Aeltje Hendrix.

Trou 1708 met

Magtilt (Magdalena) van der Merwe. Oorlede 1765

Kinders:

1. Willem ;gebore 1709 oorlede 1767. Trou 1730 Martha van der Merwe gebore 1713 oorlede 1784.
2. Elsie, oorlede 1757 . getroud met Willem van der Merwe
3. Jacob. gebore 1715 en jonk oorlede
4. Hendrik gebore 1712 . Verdwyn van Monsterrolle 1734
5. Aletta. gebore 1718. trou met C.Ernst
6. Jacoba gebore 1720 trou met G van der Merwe
7. Jacobgebore 1720 trou met Anna Jordaan
8. Helena gebore 1722 trou met JH Steenkamp
9. Sophia gebore 1722 trou met J Jordaan
10. Petrus Johannes gebore1727 jonk dood
11. Petronella gebore 1729 trou met JS Müller
12. Maria gebore 1733

Kinders van Willem van Heerden (gebore 1709) en Martha van der Merwe:

1. Pieter Willem gebore 1731 oorlede 1785 trou met Anna Sophia van der Merwe
2. Schalk Willem gebore1722 oorlede 1793 trou 1752 met Louisa van der Merwe
3. Magtilt gedoop 1734 oorlede 1752 getroud a) SW van der Merwe,b) SW du Toit
4. Hendrik gebore 1736 getroud a)A van der Merwe, b) AS van dr Merwe, c) A Lategaan
5. Isaac gebore 1737 getroud a) M Theron, b) GW de Vos
6. Anna Sophia gebore 1739 getroud P van der Merwe
7. Jacobus gebore 1740 trou met S.Theron
8. Carel gebore 1742 trou met M van der Merwe
9. Roelof gebore 1744 trou met MS Pretorius
10. David gebore 1747 trou met Martha Pienaar
11. Elsje gebore 1755
12. Petrus Johannes gebore 1758 trou met MM Myburgh

Kinders van Schalk Willem gebore 1732 en Louisa van der Merwe;

1. Willem Schalk gebore 1757 oorlede 1836 trou 1777Johanna Adriana Vorster gebore 1769?
2. Jacobus (Willem Schalk) gebore 1758 0orlede 1813 trou 1779 Anna Catherina Esterhuyzen gebore 1763 oorlede 1842
3. Catherina Elisabeth gebore 1763 trou IS van der Merwe
4. Schalk Willem gebore 1766
5. Martha Sophia gebore 1772 trou a) B Burger en b) A Smit
6. Anna Magdalena gebore 1773 oorlede 1846 trou met W Burger
7. Schalk Willem gebore 1775 oorlede 1809 trou 1797 Johanna Elisabeth Vorster
8. Elsie Johanna gebore 1778 trou met CA van der Merwe
9. Louisa Maria gebore 1784 trou met JP Meinties

Kinders van Jacobus (1758) en Anna Catherina Esterhuyzen:

1. Jacobus Schalk gebore 1781 oorlede 1840 trou a) MS van Heerden b) AS van Heerden weduwee van der Merwe
2. Engela Louisa gebore 1783
3. Johannes Hendrik gebore 1786 oorlede 1854 trou 1806 AS van Heerden gebore 1788 oorlede 1862
4. Anna Louisa gebore 1790 oorlede 1854 trou met van der Merwe
5. Willem Frederich gebore 1792 trou Martha ? van Heerden
6. Martha Sophia Elisabeth trou met Burger
7. Roelof Erasmus gebore 1797 trou met a)Martha Christina Weideman gebopre 1790 oorlede 1845 b) RJC Erasmus
8. Andries Petrus gebore 1798 trou AMM Esterhuyzen
9. Engela Susanna gebore 1801 trou CS van Heerden
10. Carel Jacobus gebore 1805

Kinders van Roelof Erasmus (1797) en Martha Christina Weideman:

1. Martha Christina
2. Jacobus Schalk gebore 1825 oorlede 1900 trou Susanna Magdalena Weideman gebore 1826 oorlede 1917
3. Anna Catherina gebore 1834

Kinders van Jacobus Scalk (1825) en Susanna Magdalena Weideman:

1. Roelof Erasmus trou met ACM van der Merwe
2. Magtel Susanna gebore 1849
3. Petrus Jacobus trou met Johanna Christina Badenhorst
4. Martha Christina trou met Uys
5. Anna Sophia gebore 1869
6. Willem Johannes Lodewicus
7. Jacob Andreas Cornelius gebore 1855 oorlede 1882 trou Johanna Maria Catherina van der Linden oorlede 1926
8. Jacobus Schalk trou met Wilhelmina Jacoba Badenhorst
9. Sophia trou met Lotz

Kinders van Jacob Andreas Cornelius (1855) en Catherina van der Linden:

1. Elsie Wilhelmina gebore 1873
2. Jacobus Schalk
3. Jacob Andreas Cornelius gebore 1878 oorlede 1968 trou met Mary Jane West gebore 1881 oorlede 1954
4. Susanna Magdalena gebore 1880
5. Gerrit Johannes?? Gert Jaqcobus Alwyn gebore 1877
6. Johanna Maria gebore 1883

Kinders van Jacob Andreas Cornelius (1878) en Mary Jane West:

1. Jacob Andreas Cornelius gebore 1902 oorlede 1970 trou 1933 met Anna Sophia Magdalena van den Berg gebore 1914 oorlede 1999
2. William Claudius West gebore 1905 trou met ? du Plooy
3. Jacobus Schalk gebore 1906 trou Jessie Cawood
4. George John Beattie gebore 1909 trou Martha Maria Botha
5. Gert Johannes Alwyn gebore 1913 trou met Sara Catherina Potgieter


6. Daniel Francis van Heerden - born 04 May 1917 Died 13 January 1998
   married 5 September 1942
   Anwyn Roësch Burger - born 22 October 1921 Died 19 July 1999
7. Christiaan Johan trou met Anna Elisabeth Richter
8. Aangenome dogter Mary Jane West trou met Webb-Stock

Kinders van Daniel Francis gebore 1917 trou met Anwyn

1. Cornelius Andries van Heerden (Corrie) trou Elsa Marie de Villiers in Johannesburg Suid Afrika. 
   Cornelius Andries (Corrie) is skielik oorlede in 1988 in a kar ongeluk waarin die hele gesin betrokke was.
   Elsa de Villiers het toe getrou met Izak Daniel Piek, en het ook 2 ouer sussies aan die gesig geheg (Izanre Piek en Elana Piek). Daar was nou 5 kinders in die gesin.
2. Jakkie van Heerden trou met Annemarie
3. Magda van Heerden trou met Joe Meyer

Kinders van Cornelius Andries van Heerden en Elsa Marie deVilliers

1. Daniel Francis van Heerden ... (ME) married Heather Marguerite Machanick Did a BSC IT at Rand Afrikaans University (Now UJ) and working as a Computer Programmer. Born and grew up in South Africa, and lived most of his 20s in the UK with his wife. (See the rest of the blog).  He moved to Perth Australia in 2013 shortly after the birth of Daniel Cornelius van Heerden.
2. Frank Graham van Heerden. Works for a Christian relief organization and lives in Roodepoort in Johannesburg, Honeydew.
3. Cornelius Andries van Heerden Studying Classical Cultures at Univerity of Johannesburg. Is a guitar player and computer training.

Kinders van Daniel Francis van Heerden en Heather Marguerite Machanick.

1. Daniel Cornelius van Heerden (Named after Cornelius Andries van Heerden and Izak Daniel van Heerden) was born on 31st of May 2012 in the UK at West Middlesex hospital near Twickenham in the UK. His parents were living in Stawberry Hill (11 Roymount Court) at the time, but moved with him to Australia when he was 8 months old.

Capetown Trip

Me, Heather and her Scottish friend decided to do a trip down to Capetown at the end of 2006. It would be my first trip down to Capetown and I was 25 at the time. I know shameless for a South African to see London before Capetown.
Nevertheless off we went to the airport and down to Capetown. We landed and as with most trips in a country with horrific public transport we went in search of the car hire. We had booked the cheapest thing we could and we were half expecting an old crappy car without even a radio in it. Lucky for us those where out of stock. So we got a nice little City Golf with a radio which we could hook up to my iTrip and we were set.

We made our way the long way around from the airport to Kommetjie on the South West coast going past Chapman's peak. The stunning little cliff side road has spectacular views over the ocean alongside the mountain.

We arived at our little chalet in Kommetjie and we were pleasantly surprised with the size of the place. It had a large kitchen, separate lounge and the next morning we discovered we had a sea view just across the rooves of a couple of Cape Dutch style cottages.

The first morning we set out for some tanning on Clifton Beach. As beaches go its a very nice, clean beach. The day we were there a couple of youghts were parked just off shore. Me an Jen went down to the water to attempt a swim. We didn't get in much deeper than the soles of our feet though.

After the beach we all went to la Med for Lunch and even though we took all precautions on the beach to avoid sunburn, we kinda neglected it sitting outside at lunch. So despite knowing better me and Heather both ended up with a sunburn on our first day. Jen escaped this somehow, in fact she escaped getting sun burnt at all.

We decided to go visit Heather's cousin and we ended up going with them to the botanical gardens in Capetown. Apparently there are frequent concerts held there where local bands perform. So we spent the late afternoon sitting listening to "fishbowl" with the great table mountain as a backdrop.













We also had a fantastic day at Table mountain. The sky was fantastically clear and we could see forever. The cable car ride up the mountain was also quite amazing. You just see the rock face of the mountain approaching and if you look down you see people on the trails below like ants scurrying up the mountain manually. I'll try it one day....

Boulders beach was not only a cool place to see penguins but also the only beach we were on where swimming was possible. Well it possible in allot of places but if you wanna go into the water in lots of places the Cape your braver than I am. The penguins weren't as eager as I was to make friends tho.