Joke of the day

4 people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young
lady, an old woman and a Frenchman. It all goes dark when the train
goes through a tunnel. In the dark there's the sound of an almighty slap,
and when the train emerges from the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his
face, and there's a huge red mark on his cheek.


The old lady thinks "I bet that Frenchman tried to kiss the young lady in the dark and
she slapped him"


The pretty young lady thinks " I bet the Frenchman tried to kiss me in
the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him"


The Frenchman thinks "I bet that Englishman tried to kiss the young lady in the dark,
but the young lady thought it was me and hit me"


The Englishman thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so I can
slap that Frenchman again"