Amazingly simple home remedies

DO NOT TRY AT HOME

Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! the blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.
6. You only need two tools in life - Q20 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the Q20. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
7. Remember - everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
8. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Done

My final scan was clear. After everything it seems a bit of an anti-climax now. Its over. The doctor is still a bit fussy about letting me get rid of the port but the BIG scan was clear and because I didn't produce enough stem cells for a second go, I'm not doing it again.

Sorry this is short and not very enthusiastic but I think I'm still getting over the shock.

Reporting Service and SPS

The problem when installing Reporting Services when SPS is already on the machine lies in Application Pools, however according to microsoft the installations of both systems have logic in them to detect each other and work around the problem.

This link should help: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/917826

If however this "logic" fails, you can try the following.

• Install Reporting Services (Express) and ignore all the errors it brings up.
• If your lucky the IIS reporting services directories will be created for you, otherwise use the report server configuration on the start menu to set up new directories. It simple you just click on the New button.
• DO NOT CHANGE THE APPLICATION POOLS FOR THESE NEW DIRECTORIES!!!