Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Definition of globalization is

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer
  1. An English princess 
  2. with an Egyptian boyfriend 
  3. crashes in a French tunnel, 
  4. driving a German car 
  5. with a Dutch engine, 
  6. driven by a Belgian who was drunk 
  7. on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) 
  8. followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, 
  9. on Japanese motorcycles; 
  10. treated by an American doctor, 
  11. using Brazilian medicines. 
  12. This is sent to you by an African, 
  13. using Bill Gates' - (an American)technology, 
  14. and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, 
  15. and a Korean monitor, 
  16. assembled by Bangladeshi workers Publish Post
  17. in a Singapore plant, 
  18. transported by Indian lorry-drivers, 
  19. hijacked by Indonesians, 
  20. unloaded by Pakistani men, 
  21. and trucked to you by Mexicans 
  22. And now the above being emailed by a person sitting in South Africa
  23. Posted on this blog by me, a South African sitting in London.
  24. My brother is in Thailand
  25. I've got a friend who just moved to Austalia
  26. And my dad works for an American company in South Africa.
That, my friends, is Globalization!

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